That's Entertainment (Part II)

'Stop me if you've heard this one before. Two nuns walk into a bar...'

I've probably written more than I should about the Victorian Bushfires and I probably don't need to add any more, so, I'll leave the final word to comedian Danny Nalliah. For those of us that don't know much about him, Danny made us all howl with laughter recently when he suggested that the fires were due to Victoria's relaxed abortion laws.

Now we at the Grand Jury love cutting edge comedy, so we sent a message to Dangerous Dan to congratulate him on ability to satire in a time of crisis. Ever the professional, he sent us back this:

May the one true living God bless you NGJ with His Saving Truth and Everlasting Love! (John 3:16) We at Catch the Fire Ministries will keep praying for you to believe the Bible (Word of God) as the mighty Voice from Heaven that calls to you, “NGJ, I died on the cross for you and rose from the dead to save you from eternal death, hell and destruction! Repent of your unbelief / doubt and surrender your life (past, present and future) to Jesus Christ as your personal Savior and Lord before it is too late! Time is running out as you will soon stand before Him face to face as your Final Judge! Say, 'Yes to Jesus, Yes to Heaven Forever!' Say, 'No to Jesus, Yes to Hell Forever!' Make the Right Choice, Your Eternal Future Depends On It!

Surprisingly, Danny has as yet not done any benefit gigs in the affected area's. Anyone wanting to contact Danny and his friends can do so here.

As for wine this week, hmm, it's a been tough one and while I should go Victoria again, I'm going to plump for the Penley Estate Phoenix Cabernet Sauvignon 2007. While Coonawarra has had it's problems - and it's detractors - I've always been a big fan. I'll talk more about that later, but in the meantime the Phoenix is a good, affordable example of Coonawarra Cabernet. It's got the classic characters of pencil shavings, cassis and black fruit, and the oak is subtle and well integrated. A fuller style perhaps, but it's still great Coonawarra Cabernet for less than $20. Too easy.

That's it. I've got some leisure time free, so I'm off to repent. Be seeing you.